The Brattychick

I need a nap. The pseudovent and caffeine didn't wear off yesterday until FOUR IN THE MORNING. For some reason it's like Lord of the Flies over here today. Dexter somehow misplaced all the clothing on the lower half of his body and he is trying to force-feed Miles plastic ice cream. Cole just stabbed Miles in the nipple with a pencil. Miles took all the bedclothes off of not one, not two, but three beds in the house today. I don't know why he would do such a thing, but I can only assume that it's because I am freaking stressed out because of the BIG DEAL THING-Os coming up in rapid succession and he is trying to make me crack under the stress. Every once and a while I look and my children and ask them "Where are your parents? They should come pick you all up because I have been babysitting for a REALLY long time now!" They just stare at me blankly. No one in my house thinks I am funny. Other times I try my luck at confusing someone else into thinking that...

I am so hepped up on caffeine and pseudovent today that I can't decide on what to blog about. Should I talk about how I shouldn't even be on this website right now because I have THREE BIG DEAL THING-Os coming up in rapid succession? Should I say that I am really freaking busy and told myself that I would only look at email for 10 minutes this morning because I procrastinated for the last week and now I have all these BIG DEAL THING-Os that need to be worked on? BIG DEAL THING-Os 1. COLE 'S 8TH BIRTHDAY PARTY 2. COLE'S BAPTISM 3. A VACATION TO ORLANDO FLORIDA Should I tell you how I am freaking getting old because when I was 17 I lived in California for 3 months and I met these awesome boys Zachie and Keith (if you are a single girl in Southern California I would recommend that you find one of these boys and get them to fall in love with you...NOW). Anyhoo, I had to move away due to circumstances beyond my control. It was sad to break up our gleesome threesome becaus...

So I recently went off birth control. It's something insane that I do from time to time so that I can have my sex drive back and also so I can make my husband nervous. I don't think I am going to go back on it. I mean, I kinda sorta really love my sex drive. I have missed it SO. I forgot how much I loved it. We can live with condoms....right? RIGHT? I think I should be allowed to have my sex drive...and my shopping spree.