About Pokémon Go
Dexter: Are you happy that you're catching fake little animals and enslaving them? Miles: They're real and it's okay.
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Heidi: I had a bi boyfriend once. Miles: That's nice. That means you were plucked from a larger group.
Miles Says 025
"There's nothing wrong with her, she just likes Jesus." Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.6
Arlie Says 001
to Miles... "Did you just smack me on the butt? You are just like your mom." It was a case of mistake identity though. Because it was I who smacked her on the butt this time as well. But Miles took the fall.
It's Funny Because It's True 015
Miles: How did Yoko Ono break up the Beatles? Heidi: She poisoned John Lennon with her horrible.
Things I Never Thought I Would Say 029
“Please don't touch my straw with your nasty grubby kid mitts."
Miles Says 021
about the movie Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas that a clueless babysitter let him watch... "I did NOT understand. So confused by the guy smoking the cigarette, and then there were dinosaurs."
Miles Says 020
"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of snow. And when it's dry and ready...where'd my dreidel go?"
Miles Says 018
In response to me asking him to get his fingers out of his mouth... "They taste like olives."
Heidi Says 011
about my boys eating breakfast at the kitchen island... "It's the island of misfit boys."
Adriel
On January 2nd 2008 I bought a Betta fish named and named him Adriel. I bought a fish because my youngest child had gone off to school and I needed something to take care of. I named him Adriel because that was the name I wanted to name my oldest child , but my husband said "No." That is what he says to mostly everything I ask him. Except he didn't say it that nicely that time. Adriel is a boys' name, by the by, albeit a kinda girly boys name, and here is my proof. But he was a very beautiful fishy, so it seemed right that he should have a fancy name. As I have mentioned previously , I am frightened of animals. This was the beginning of my exposure therapy. I bought myself a pet that I didn't have to pet! Adriel was the most friendly little fish I've ever met. Miles even taught him how to jump. I was very sad when he died last November. I buried him near my morning glories that are the same shade of blue as he. I started writing a little memorial blog for...
A Little Irreverence
Heidi: If you haven't started your evening routine in five minutes, you're going straight to bed...without supper. Dex : We already had supper. Miles : But that was the last supper. [ Jamie gives Miles a look.] Miles: What? Jesus joke. And on a related note (but a completely different group of people) for your viewing pleasure, a budget rendition of the last supper. We had to let some of the disciples go because of these tough economic times, so we're short eight or so. We also hadn't much to eat but ketchup and Guinness. Thomas , Heidi, Chris , Shawn, Nikki