The Brattychick

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"Don't write on my throttle"

"I'm an egg. I'm coming out of the chicken hole."

"You're not nobody, you're stitch"

about the movie Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas that a clueless babysitter let him watch... "I did NOT understand. So confused by the guy smoking the cigarette, and then there were dinosaurs."

"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of snow. And when it's dry and ready...where'd my dreidel go?"

"You can't spend my own money!"

In response to me asking him to get his fingers out of his mouth... "They taste like olives."

"You're making me look bad on internet! I'm not even thirteen!"

"I don't like them apples."

on Kristen Stewart ... "She looks like she forgot to bring her make-up to jail for five years."

"He shoots! He scores!" It's unbelievable, but in my house full of boys, this is the first time I've heard this. It made me really happy.

"Do you know what the worst word is? Pee...nut...butt...er"

After an activity for families with a child on the autism spectrum where a non-verbal autistic child was making whooping noises, we were trying to explain the autism spectrum to Miles . "So there's ADHD, Aspergers, Autism, and then 'WOOP!'?"

"Indiana is such a sad strange little place."

"Swallow-ween!"

To me after I told him I was older and fatter than him... "You're old, you're fat, you're a very old bat."

"Please don't starfish on me."

"I noticed you didn't do a very good job getting dressed up today. What happened?"

"Is there such thing as a wet sense of humor?"