The Brattychick

"Eat a pop-tart before you eat real food."

"NO! No hips don't lie in my house!"

In response to "Mommy, what is my chore today?" "I write these things down so I don't have to answer your questions."

"You've got to stop poking the orifices on your face with chopsticks, ok?"

"Why am I an old black man? You are an old black man. I am the queen of England!"

"Ok, take your fingers out of the holes in your face."

“Please don't touch my straw with your nasty grubby kid mitts."

to Cole ... "You are going to kick your brother. Stop your riverdance."

to Miles ... "Stop singing ' Balls to the Wall .'"

to Jamie ... "Take my underwear off your head if your gonna act like this."

About an icicle... "Don't eat that! It came off of a car!"

"Get your toes out of the pizza box!"

"Get your head out of the cereal box."

"Get your feet off the ceiling."

"You can't sit in the laundry basket while you're eating your peanut-butter toast."

"Don't write mean things about your brother on your leg with magic marker."

"Get your foot out of the bus."

"Stop licking my arm."

"When you drop a piece of pasta on your shirt, you don't then stand up and stick your belly out so that the pasta falls on the floor."

"Would you please stop putting your corn silk on me?"