The Brattychick

"Humperdink. I hardly know her dink."

After walking in the bathroom... "Someone was leaking all day!"

In response to "Mommy, what is my chore today?" "I write these things down so I don't have to answer your questions."

To the tune of black magic woman... "She's a black shiny woman" Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

"I sent mailer daemon a message."

"There was spit on my lip case."

"I just made a taco smell after I ate at Taco Bell."

"I know why you're The Brattychick. Because bratty means a brat. And chick means you're cute. And you're both."

"Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. Please help me not to throw up because of these tomatoes. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen." Later on..."but it turned out they were roma tomatoes, so it wasn't really that big a deal."

"How would I freakin' cut the cheese without knowing?" [pauses] "Is that bloggable?"

About a broken toy car... "Daddy, can you make a miracle happen?"

"Maybe we could go in the living room and watch a movie and eat unbelievably buttery popcorn."

"Up your hose with a rubber nose!"

"Oh my gosh! I have a hickey!"

Whilst pointing the remote at David... "I'm going to push subtitles because sometimes you say really weird words I can't understand.

While retelling the punchline of a Geico commercial... "I just saved taxes on my car account!"

"My brothers were being an idiot and using their karate on me."

"I have a really nice family"

"Can you get my underwear down fwom on top of the wefwidgewato? I accidentally shot them up there."

"I'm getting swept out to sea...Squeee Weee."