The Brattychick

"I think I'm going straight to hell...or I'm going to be reincarnated as a blade of grass that gets pooped on every day by a dog."

Do you think we could have a slumber party soon? No boys that hurt? Just me, you, a bed with pink sheets, some booze and some long overdue tears?

About World of Warcraft... "I think that bird rat is trying to mate with you." Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

"You are a horrible person and you're going straight to hell."

"You are not allowed to complain about grace! Jesus Christ!"

"I'll have a coffee and a coke, one egg scrambled, an order of chunky hashbrowns, a side of bacon and I'm gonna need some tobasco."

"There's a giant frog with a tongue for a slide if you climb into it's butt you can take a little ride." -a little song about a frog slide

"I don't care that you made a cgi dolphin."

"Man, your face is crazy ."

"No one knows why Tai Chi is dorker Kung Fu."

"I don't feel like writing 'Skidoo'"

about my boys eating breakfast at the kitchen island... "It's the island of misfit boys."

to Dexter ... "If you don't do what I asked, I am going to blog that thing you just did."

To Cole ... "Why didn't you eat your dessert first? What kind of kid are you?" Lest ye should wonder, this is not under Things I Never Thought I Would Say because I would totally say this.

"Noozling is like nuzzling when your nose looks like a nozzle."

"Marriage is a sad thing to do to something that was really beautiful one time."

After Jamie 's totally random suggestion that we stop in Foxes Music store after dinner... "What for we would go to Foxes, when we got cute little powder puff tail like rabbit, Rabbit?" If you don't recognize this quote, you must watch this . And consider buying this:

SocialInterview.com asked me "If you ran away from home, who would you turn to?" I answered ''Ha ha ha. I lol-ed at this question, having been in legal trouble at one point in my adolescence for being a "chronic runaway". Umm, so I'm not telling. Because I run away sometimes. And I don't need people to find me when I do so. But the people I would turn to know who they are. If I've ever said to you "let's runaway" or "rescue me" or "Mexico?" or "If we leave now we could probably get to _____ before anyone noticed.", then you are someone I would turn to.''

"I'm not asking you as a friend, I'm asking you as a filter!" Because I have none, as you well know. This was a question I asked after asking whether blogging a particular conversation would be in poor taste. The answer was yes.

"I think I've caught up on the sleep I missed in high school."