The Brattychick

"I have a trick quest-I have a question...I'll wait till you forget about this."

"Rihanna is a person with very shiny legs who sings not as well as her legs are shiny."

While we were discussing not wanting to go home.... "You are not a housewife and i am not a homeboy."

"I'd eat poopy. I'd eat poopy til my cheeks were droopy."

"You really like to stop and do nothing with your phone...like I'll do nothing with your phone for you, if you want...while you're driving so you don't get in an accident."

"You should probably put your hand on the steering wheel."

"You are my least favorite muggle."

to his McFlurry... "I don't think you contain nuts."

to Jamie ... "Futz your stink!"

"Whoever smelt it... it's Daddy ."

in the middle of me trying to explain something totally unrelated... "I wonder if fish can have ADD."

"I don't get facebook, you hip teens."

"I hate you people! You don't care that I get hurt, you just start chanting like a bunch of natives!

to me... "What's wrong with you?! You broke my menu and then you slapped me on the forehead with it!"

"I've lowered the standard so much on certain things, that when I actually do something my teachers are like 'Whhaaaa?!?!' "

"Grandma is always like 'I need to make some lasagnas for some people that we don't know.'" This is funny because it is true.