The Brattychick

Dexter: Are you happy that you're catching fake little animals and enslaving them? Miles: They're real and it's okay.

After walking in the bathroom... "Someone was leaking all day!"

"Eat a pop-tart before you eat real food."

In response to "Mommy, what is my chore today?" "I write these things down so I don't have to answer your questions."

Dexter: Look at that sign. It says Cord for Board. Heidi: Yeah. Dexter: it should just say cord board. Because that's what it is. It's a board.

To the tune of black magic woman... "She's a black shiny woman" Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Heidi: Don't eat your shirt. Dexter: But there was something on it and it was yummy.

Heidi: Can I have this? Dexter: It depends. Heidi: On what? Dexter: It depends on if you're nice enough and don't say any bad words.

"I sent mailer daemon a message."

Heidi: Where is your backpack? Dexter: Oh Fuddruckers! I left it at school.

"There was spit on my lip case."

"Man, your face is crazy ."

Heidi: Hey Dexy. How was the day? Dexter: Fine Heidi: Did you have some trouble today? Dexter: Did I? Heidi: I'm asking you. Dexter: No....Did I? Heidi: Well Ms. R said that you had to go to the office today. Dexter: Oh yeah. But I wasn't in trouble. I just had to go to the office because I wasn't working well with my friends. But I didn't have to see the principal or anything. Heidi: What did you have to do? Dexter: I just had to do my work at the office because I wasn't working well with my friends. Heidi: Oh. Dexter: And it was really fun! I saw Mor Mor there!

Heidi: That is totally a gray hair. I don't care what Daddy says. [sigh]...Well, I guess everybody has to get some gray hairs sometime. Dexter : Yeah. I'm getting brown hairs [hugs me and looks up with giant blue eyes]...I have a lot of brown hairs. Heidi: Is that weird for you? Dexter: Yeah. Heidi: Yeah, that is weird.

"I just made a taco smell after I ate at Taco Bell."

"I know why you're The Brattychick. Because bratty means a brat. And chick means you're cute. And you're both."

about my boys eating breakfast at the kitchen island... "It's the island of misfit boys."

Cole is off at a friends house, Miles is out with his Daddy , Dexy and I made an igloo...just like Max .

Dexter : Some people actually eat cockroaches! Heidi: Those are people that don't have steak, I think.

"Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. Please help me not to throw up because of these tomatoes. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen." Later on..."but it turned out they were roma tomatoes, so it wasn't really that big a deal."