The Brattychick

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Mexico Heidi was relaxed and happy and laughed all the livelong day. Unfortch, DC Heidi is surly and bitchy and cynical most of the time. I was tagged by RedSneaks to list 10 things that make me happy. This is probably a very good, albeit difficult, exercise for February, since February almost always makes me wanna stick my head in an oven. My family. A very close friend recently was giving me the 30 second synopsis of why she had issues with her dad. She ended it by saying, "My dad is the person that I love more than anything in the world, and also the person I hate more than anything in the world." I am so in love with my family, but they reduce me to tears more often than I'm willing to publicly admit. Hip bones. When I lie on my back and my two hip bones stick out and they make this little empty space where my belly is concave and my underwear goes straight across. I'm in love with that. Performing. In any capacity anywhere. I even love auditioning. I do not l...

Cole : Lady Gaga's clothes are so weird. Heidi: I know. She's like a walking piece of museum. Cole: But she's like that dive museum . Heidi: That museum wasn't a dive. You're just used to the Smithsonian. Cole: But it was all naked people. Heidi: No it wasn't. Jamie : I like naked people. Cole: Yeah, but there's only so much you can do with naked people. Heidi: You can do plenty with naked people. You're just not old enough yet. [My brothers, who are home from college, squirm as we crack up.] Heidi: Man, you've been away from home too long. Jamie: Embrace the awkward. scandalized at the Weatherspoon Art Museum in Greensboro, NC

cute lingerie karaoke ADHD is the biggest health issue facing my family anti-depressants and Ritalin my kids love to read so much that I have to go in their rooms after "lights out" and confiscate books art in all it's forms we have enough money to buy the things we need technology, especially google analytics, facebook, blogs, and online shopping and pizza delivery I know how to make really good food everyone that lives in my house is funny

I made this on Facebook's graffiti program which is less refined than Microsoft paint. I still like it.

...and probably my last. It took five-ever. This is a real conversation Jamie and I had this morning.

Make A Snowflake

I am way too tired too write anything witty, but I did want to blog. So I was thinking 'Hmmmm. How to entertain everyone without exerting energy? I know!!! PIN-UP GIRLS!' So here you have one in vivid color. My friend Rob does this as a hobby and we sure do love pin-up girls.