The Brattychick

"You're a cute alien."

to Miles ... "Ew. What is it? Are you flossing my ear-hind?"

"Wouldn't it be funny if the Salvation Army was called into action? With their Santa suits and their ring-a-ling?"

"I have something to tell you. The South, I'm pretty sure, is not going to rise again."

In response to Dexter telling Miles to stop being an idiot... "Well you can't just stop being an idiot, you know."

In response to something weird I said... "Holy What?"

To my mom on the phone... "Why, thank-you. We've been thinking about us all day too."

"Make up your own insult and tell it to yourself."

"Why do nerds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close to you."

"You like your relationships like you like your food. Tapas style."

To me, because I tickled him... "Eat sh*t, wallaby."

"The cops are smarter than we thought."

"Oh yeah! You thought I was lactating, but I'm old! "

"For a second her face was a hat. HATFACE! What a hatface weirdo!"

"Haven't you seen me being look over there?.....Put that sentence together the way it's supposed to go."

After telling him I was thirsty for a soda, he suggests a Smirnoff Ice. "That's like a soda with benefits."

"You make the jokes that make the whole world wonder."