The Brattychick

"Humperdink. I hardly know her dink."

"I have a trick quest-I have a question...I'll wait till you forget about this."

"Baby,  I'll  buy the crap outta some jewelry.  I buy some right, tomorrow."

After walking in the bathroom... "Someone was leaking all day!"

"Eat a pop-tart before you eat real food."

"NO! No hips don't lie in my house!"

In response to "Mommy, what is my chore today?" "I write these things down so I don't have to answer your questions."

"You have to push it or it won't screw. I know things like that."

Regarding one of our group walking on the other side of a light pole ... "We split the pole. Bad luck comin' y'all. She's not gonna split the tree. That's nature."

"You've got to stop poking the orifices on your face with chopsticks, ok?"

Do you think we could have a slumber party soon? No boys that hurt? Just me, you, a bed with pink sheets, some booze and some long overdue tears?

"But the Sun makes my head hurt." Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

"I can't go around all willy nilly watching Requiem for a Dream." Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

"You're letting all the boys in your room without asking."

"I was pretending to be a vagina." Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

About World of Warcraft... "I think that bird rat is trying to mate with you." Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

To the tune of black magic woman... "She's a black shiny woman" Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

"There's nothing wrong with her, she just likes Jesus." Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.6

"Stop smothering me with a pillow."

"I sent mailer daemon a message."