The Brattychick

M: You can't expect me to read minds. Heidi: Can't I expect you to put two and two together? M: No! I'm a boy and I'm retarded when it comes to emotions. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Heidi: Her husband thinks I'm something else. Jamie : That's because her laces are so straight. Heidi: Yeah. He always looks at me kinda funny. Like he can't believe that they make me. Jamie: Well they don't very often .

At karaoke... Person Singing "Lean On Me": I'll share your load, if you just call me... Boy 1: I'll share your load. Heh heh. Boy 2: Load. Ha ha. More Boys crack up. Girl: What? Boy 2: Load. Girl: Huh? Heidi: [stage whisper] It's funny because it's about poop.

Dexter : Some people actually eat cockroaches! Heidi: Those are people that don't have steak, I think.

boy: You're insane. me: Yeah, but I'm good at other stuff.

Heidi: Daddy 's a skeptic. Cole : I know. He's like 'I don't believe you. I'm gonna look it up on my little phone.'"

While on the Cox Farms hay ride we saw cows. Dexter : Hello cows! Sometimes you stink. Miles : Sometimes you're steak!

Jamie : Are you like anything I've ever seen before? Heidi: Probably.

Miles : Which side of our family is crazy? Jamie : Both.

Cole : Is there an opposite of a widow's peak that has a name? Jamie : Uh, male pattern baldness.

Liz : I'm totally going to cuss her out. I'm so going to be a bitch to her. Heidi: Oh sweet...I love that.

While playing a very important game of Farm Frenzy 2 ... Heidi: No NO! Don't take my chickens! Cole : If anyone hears you say that they'll lock you up in the cuckoo shack.

Nikki: This traffic is ridiculous. I think we should relocate the office to [my mom's] house. Heidi: I'm not coming unless there are tortilla chips. Nikki: Heidi's so fickle, but all it takes is tortilla chips. Dad: Yup. Give her chips and salsa and she'll follow you anywhere.

Heidi: I don't want you to write any more emails to Robin about poop or butts or doo doo, ok? Dexter : Why not? Heidi: Because it's not appropriate. Dexter: But she's going to be a nurse.

Heidi: How is it that Burger King's fries suck, but their hash browns are good? Dexter : Mommy, you said a bad word. Miles : No, it's ok. Daddy 's not here.

"Grandma is always like 'I need to make some lasagnas for some people that we don't know.'" This is funny because it is true.