The Brattychick

"You have to push it or it won't screw. I know things like that."

"I'm going to put clothes on now because there are people in my room."

"I fill up the tub and then read a play because I'm an old woman."

"Your car is clean...what is this?"

"You were once the best sperm."

"The early bird catches the worm, but the late owl gets to lick the beaters."

"...and my stomach was like 'there's a whole chicken in here and you're riding a bumpy bus'"

"I'm really behind the bag on this one. I let the cat out of the eight ball."

In response to question 19 on my quiz ... "That was a hard one. Who doesn't like to go to the mall? And you can play Guitar Hero at the mall."

"Why don't we are famous?" disclaimer: I was only allowed to blog this if I tell you that it was eight thousand in the morning.

Whilst talking about The Blue Oyster Cult... "We should make The Red Clam Sect."

On my parents un-built condo purchase... "We bought a block of air in the sky in hopes that someone would build wood, stone and brick around it."