Thomas Says 004
On my parents un-built condo purchase... "We bought a block of air in the sky in hopes that someone would build wood, stone and brick around it."
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Hold The Phone!
I never answer my home phone. Usually when it rings my response is "F off!" or "What is this?" I always wonder who could possibly be calling me and what in the world they could want. I feel like I have absolutely no information that someone would actually require. Of course that's ridiculous. Sometimes I don't answer because I am in the middle of something really important like blogging or laying naked on my bed at 2:30 pm. I can't be interrupted during that stuff! Other times I'm helping with homework or we're having dinner or one-on-one time with one of the kids and I don't answer the phone during that. Every once in a while our phone gets this glitch. The glitch is that when people call us they get a recording that their phone is out of order. It's brilliant because it takes them days to realize that their phone is only out of order when they call us. Whenever that glitch happens Jamie and I are so thrilled that we don't get it fi...
Nothing Makes Any Sense
The Ladies' Section I shall be ending each paragraph of this blog with a one word sentence. It will serve as a palate cleanser since this is the most disjointed blog I ever writ. Word. As I write this a pill that makes me sleepy is coming to get me, so forgive me if it goes astray. I feel crummy today. There aren't enough hours and I don't have enough energy. Today was a waste. It was one of those days where at four-ish I realized that I was going to do nothing productive and wished I could just fast forward to tomorrow. Wah. I had my ten year high school reunion this past weekend. It was really fun and a pretty good cross-section of those kids. I liked hanging with old friends and catching up with acquaintances. I especially liked talking to all the shy kids who ended up coming out of their shell as they grew up and are the witty and charming people I suspected they always were. In the end I felt like I recovered some old friends and made some new ones. Yay. So I am feelin...
Dexter Says 018
After giving him his breakfast and telling him it was a Frittata. "Where are the ta tas?"
A Thanksgiving Song For You
Copyright Heidi Jackson Turkey In The Wind Good-bye Thanksgiving Turkey Though I never knew you well, You tasted awesome And I really liked your smell! Even when you died, All the newspapers had to say Was that you were delicious, Except with giblet grav-ay. It seems to me you lived your life Like a turkey in the wind. Never knowing who to cling to when it was Thanksgiving And I woulda liked to have known you when you lived. Your body made it to the freezer section, But your head never did.