Elective Surgery
I am having my wisdom teeth removed at 10 AM. Stay tuned for funny pictures etc. Update: This turned out to not be very funny.
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Shotgun
Jamie and I recently celebrated our tenth anniversary. We married when I was 18 and very pregnant. Cole arrived 27 days later. Child Bride Cradle Robber We were just babies ourselves.
Drunkenness Defined
Dexter likes to make crafts. He was trying to make a snowman out of a clean peanut butter jar recently. The only problem was that it still had some adhesive on it leftover from the sticker. Dexter: Do you have something that can get this sticky stuff off? Heidi: Yeah. I think I have something for that. Dexter: Is it water? Heidi: No, it's alcohol. Dexter: Will that make it fall down and go to sleep?
Cole Says 009
"I've lowered the standard so much on certain things, that when I actually do something my teachers are like 'Whhaaaa?!?!' "
Coming Up For Air
Down, down, down. Things have been bad. I went down into my abyss. It's cold and dark there and I can be completely alone and inside myself. My mother coaxed me to come up for air for a little while at least. Mothers are good for that. Breathe.