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Fifth Grade Field Trip Mad Lib

FAMOUS AMERICAN QUOTES FROM THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION Thomas Jefferson said: "All handlebars are created equal. They are endowed by their creator with certain sleepy rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of toe-hair." Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one famous butt tree to give to my toilet." William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the poisonous green of their toe-cheese." John Hancock said: "I wrote my fart large so the king could read it without his fart-butts." Paul Revere said: "The ferrets are farting!" Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me poopy-face."

LEAVES

Leaves Emerald before All the leaves change colors Very cold Except my house Smushy apples - Dexter

Paul Is Dead

Heidi: Do you know how Paul Newman died? Jamie : He probably olded himself to death. We love you Paul. Your acting, your salad dressing, your heart. You will be missed.