The Brattychick

"Get your foot out of the bus."

Dexter : Mommy, are you afraid of spiders on your head? Heidi: Yeah. I'm scared of animals on my head. Dexter: Are you scared of me on your head? Heidi: No. Dexter: Mommy, I'm an animal. I'm a human. I'm a mammal.

"I noticed you didn't do a very good job getting dressed up today. What happened?"

Cole : Can I poke you with a foam finger? Thomas : Only if I can lick you. Heidi: Oh no... Miles : Thomas licked my tip nose. Cole: That's insanitary. ... Dad: Cole, give me the finger.

"My brothers were being an idiot and using their karate on me."

A sassy kinky personality. Having both spunk and kink. Credit goes to Chris F. for his spelling error turned brilliance.

"Stop licking my arm."

Balderdash is the best board game around. There are 5 categories. Words . An obscure word. Each player must come up with a made up definition for the word. Movies . An obscure movie title. Each player must come up with a synopsis of the movie. Laws . The beginning of a weird law, such as "In Canada it is illegal to dance..." each player completes the sentence. Names . A lesser known name of someone who did something semi-important. The player must fabricate a semi-important thing that this person did. Acronyms . The player must decide what this acronym stands for. The rest of the rules are inconsequential to the comedic value of this blog, so if you really want to know, go buy the game. We love this game so much that we have ventured out to target on two separate occasions to purchase it when bored on vacation. Some of the answers are so funny that I've kept the little pieces of paper in the box for years. Should I put them in a scrapbook? NO! Instead I will blog them and...