I Rest My Case
Mom: The Eyre's are speaking next week at the visitors center. Me: I don't know the Eyre's. Mom: You do know the Eyre's! Brother Eyre was your nursery leader! Me: I was three in nursery! Mom: You STILL remember him! You talked about him all the time. You were totally running the nursery. He is 6' 2"! You will remember him when you see him. Me: I was THREE! Mom: You were almost four! What do you mean you were 3?!