The Brattychick

This scene takes place in my front yard. I am leaving a voice mail for my cousin, Shawn . Also, I am using a British accent. Heidi: Well, I didn't really want to leave you a message, see I wanted to actually talk to your face, ahh or at least your earball and you won't answer your phone so why won't you answer your phone? 'Cause I want to talk to you...um give me a call on my cellie when you get the chance. Okay? Bye-bye. Neighbor That I Didn't Know Was There: Were you just leaving a message for someone in an feigned British accent? Heidi: Yes. Neighbor That I Didn't Know Was There: ...Alright.

In response to question 19 on my quiz ... "That was a hard one. Who doesn't like to go to the mall? And you can play Guitar Hero at the mall."

Which obscure holiday was I born on? a) Earth Day b) Cinco De Mayo c) Labor Day d) Memorial Day e) Arbor Day Where was I born? a) Washington DC b) Virginia c) Nepal d) California e) Tennessee How many siblings do I have? a) 10 total. 6 halves, 4 steps. b) 3 brothers. c) 2 brothers and a sister. d) 6 total. 5 halves. 1 step. e) 2 brothers I was almost named..... a) Chrysanthemum b) Tammy c) Venus d) Kelly e) Sapphire How old was I when I went on my first date? a) 9. I was totally boy crazy starting in 4th grade b) 14. We went to a church dance in our Sunday best c) 13. And I had to sneak out to do it d) 12. My mother trailed us all over the mall e) 16. I wasn't allowed out of the house until then Which (school approved) extra curricular activities did I participate in? a) Choir and Sports Medicine b) Band and Track c) Debate Team and Cheerleading d) Drama and Dance Team e) Junior Republicans and Lacrosse I've known my b...

Whilst pointing the remote at David... "I'm going to push subtitles because sometimes you say really weird words I can't understand.

Miles : Mommy was singing this song 24/7 all day yesterday. Thomas : 24/7? Just yesterday, huh? Miles: Yes.

While retelling the punchline of a Geico commercial... "I just saved taxes on my car account!"

Be funny, be British, wear eyeliner.... Heidi: Russell Brand is my new crush. Jamie : I had a feeling that would happen. Heidi: How did you know? Jamie: Because he's freaking Johnny Depp. Heidi: I know! And he's always a pirate! With eyeliner! He's not quite as good as Johnny Depp though. Jamie: I know but he's a knock off. Heidi: Yeah. He's like the Giant brand macaroni & cheese. He's not the cheesiest, but he'll do in a pinch.

"Don't write mean things about your brother on your leg with magic marker."

While playing a very important game of Farm Frenzy 2 ... Heidi: No NO! Don't take my chickens! Cole : If anyone hears you say that they'll lock you up in the cuckoo shack.