The Brattychick

"You're a cute alien."

Heidi: Are you flirting with the automated voice at T-mobile? Jamie : Do you know anything about flirting? Heidi: I don't even know what flirting is! I just know that I'm apparently doing it all the time. That's what I hear, anyway.

"You've got a name like a sweet little girl from a story book but then you talk and you're just trouble ."

My cool Cole did this with friends at church.

"Have fun with your fun facts."

"You are my least favorite muggle."

Jamie : You don't always have to have the last word. Heidi: But in my blog you always get the last punchline. Jamie: Oh.

"I don't like cock like that."