The Brattychick

Heidi: I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round Jamie: Say you've got this friend, and she can't stand being on the planet. What good advice might you give her? Heidi: What? Are we talking about you Jame? Jamie: Doesn't matter. This is a hypothetical situation. Heidi: Uh...therapy, friends hanging out of, outside, hobbies, journal, feeling good book In that order What's going on? Jamie: K, got it, thx. Heidi: What's going on cryptic Jamie: I am a boy of mystery Heidi: :-( Spam is a mystery is this H? Jamie: No, another good friend of mine Heidi: G? Jamie: Hint: you've known her a loooong time. Heidi: me? huh? Jamie: Yeah. Was fishing for a way for you to give yourself some advice without you knowing it. Heidi: Oh Ok Jamie: Cuz you have to sneak up on that girl; she's dodgy. Heidi: How do you catch a unique girl? Jamie: Unique up on her and shoot her with a tranquilizer gun. Then you bring her...

"Ok, take your fingers out of the holes in your face."

Heidi: I'm going to go put make-up on. Cole: Make-up just covers up the beautiful.

"Shut up! SHUT UP! No one even likes you when you act like this!"

Jamie: Goodbye, Sweet Sorrow. Heidi: Goodbye. Is that my new nickname? Jamie: Yes. What do you think? Heidi: It's fitting.

This kid makes the 12 year old girl in everyone swoon...

"Man, your face is crazy ."

"No one knows why Tai Chi is dorker Kung Fu."

In the bathroom. Jamie has finished brushing his teeth and left about two minutes ago. I'm posing in the mirror. He pokes his head back in. Jamie: You're supposed to follow me to bed. Heidi: Well, I was gonna pee but then I got distracted by this hot girl in here. (Pointing at the mirror) Jamie: I totally just caught you narcissizing.

Heidi: Hey Dexy. How was the day? Dexter: Fine Heidi: Did you have some trouble today? Dexter: Did I? Heidi: I'm asking you. Dexter: No....Did I? Heidi: Well Ms. R said that you had to go to the office today. Dexter: Oh yeah. But I wasn't in trouble. I just had to go to the office because I wasn't working well with my friends. But I didn't have to see the principal or anything. Heidi: What did you have to do? Dexter: I just had to do my work at the office because I wasn't working well with my friends. Heidi: Oh. Dexter: And it was really fun! I saw Mor Mor there!

My five year old neighbor loves me to pieces for some reason. I've never seen anyone so happy to see me. He just comes running at me with open arms and beaming smile and jumps into my arms. When he gets mad at his parents he tells them that he will runaway to my house. Recently he told his mother "When I see Miss Heidi my eyes turn into little hearts." Swooning ensued. I think when I grow up I might marry him.

Do not be the last poonani.

“Please don't touch my straw with your nasty grubby kid mitts."

Heidi: Her husband thinks I'm something else. Jamie : That's because her laces are so straight. Heidi: Yeah. He always looks at me kinda funny. Like he can't believe that they make me. Jamie: Well they don't very often .