The Brattychick

Heidi: I was kidding. Jamie: Oh. You forgot to put the funny in that joke.

"Rihanna is a person with very shiny legs who sings not as well as her legs are shiny."

Heidi: Are you a professional hooky player? Cole: yes. Heidi: What the puck?

While we were discussing not wanting to go home.... "You are not a housewife and i am not a homeboy."

Cole: I'm going to make a theme park and call it Spockland. Heidi: Are only Aspies allowed in? Cole: Yes.

"I love old maid at lunch...it's kind of like afternoon delight."

oh haiku worksheet stop looking at me like that tell me what to write

"You're not nobody, you're stitch"

"The butterfly kisses will continue until morale improves."