The Brattychick

"You are a horrible person and you're going straight to hell."

"You are not allowed to complain about grace! Jesus Christ!"

"I'll have a coffee and a coke, one egg scrambled, an order of chunky hashbrowns, a side of bacon and I'm gonna need some tobasco."

"Why must men grow bald or have receding hair lines? Ugh! Why can't they grow bald below the belt line?"

"Your car is clean...what is this?"

"Here come the period conspiracy theories."