The Brattychick

Heidi: Can I have this? Dexter: It depends. Heidi: On what? Dexter: It depends on if you're nice enough and don't say any bad words.

Heidi: Ow! Mickey: Did that hurt? Heidi: No. I was just trying to make you feel bad, but it didn't work because you have no soul. Mickey: That was so mean! Heidi: You said you were gonna kill me with your wine key! Mickey: You called me Canadian!

"I sent mailer daemon a message."

Heidi: Do you want this? It's yucky. Mom: Yeah, let me try it.

"Why am I an old black man? You are an old black man. I am the queen of England!"

"I'm going to put clothes on now because there are people in my room."

"I fill up the tub and then read a play because I'm an old woman."

"I'm going to spank you on the mouth."

to Miles... "Did you just smack me on the butt? You are just like your mom." It was a case of mistake identity though. Because it was I who smacked her on the butt this time as well. But Miles took the fall.

Mickey: We can't have our fake Jesus coughing up blood on the cross! It'll ruin the nativity scene! Heidi: The nativity scene doesn't have a cross! Mickey: It could.