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Act II Comes To A Close

Blank blog. You taunt me. I want to tell you everything. But everything is complicated. It would take a really long time to write. And I am easily overwhelmed. This month is hard. My 13 year marriage is ending. We settled months ago. The negotiations for the end of the marriage took place in my lawyers office. You get married embracing each other in a room full of your family and friends. You get divorced in a building where they keep you in two separate rooms. Your lawyers, perfect strangers, run back and forth like mommy and daddy. "He wants her to stop sticking her tongue out." "Ok, she says she will if he gives her a lollipop and comes out of the corner." "Only if she gives him fried mozzarella on Wednesdays." and so on. Now that we've been separated a year the ball is rolling to end something we never thought could end. The paperwork is coming through every day. My lawyer sends me something that says "your marriage is ending" and asks...

Thomas Says 014

"You have to push it or it won't screw. I know things like that."

Lustherless

I wish I was shiny. I wish I was new. An everlasting gobstopper. Fuck! Please make me chewing gum that doesn't lose it's flavor. Ever.

Anthony Says 001

Regarding one of our group walking on the other side of a light pole ... "We split the pole. Bad luck comin' y'all. She's not gonna split the tree. That's nature."