The Brattychick

"I'd eat poopy. I'd eat poopy til my cheeks were droopy."

"There was spit on my lip case."

While reading Savage Love ... Heidi: "for those of us girls who want to vomit at the thought of porn..." Really? Sara: Yeah. I don't like that. Heidi: You don't like porn? Sara: No, I don't like vomit.

"No, I don't have a tissue, but you have a sleeve."

"I don't care that you made a cgi dolphin."

"You really like to stop and do nothing with your phone...like I'll do nothing with your phone for you, if you want...while you're driving so you don't get in an accident."

"You should probably put your hand on the steering wheel."