The Brattychick

Do you think we could have a slumber party soon? No boys that hurt? Just me, you, a bed with pink sheets, some booze and some long overdue tears?

Coolgirl: can you think of anything bitchy i can say? Heidi: how about "don't worry, I'll keep your douschebaggery on the dl" but without the s because that looks german

StepfordHater: Where have you been? Heidi: i've been around why? StepfordHater: Haven't seen you in ages, not even running into you at TJ. Miss you. I can't believe Cole is 13. Heidi: sigh i know yikes i hate tj not the school I just have a phobia of other parents StepfordHater: I like talking to people. But sometimes it just makes me feel like a freak. Heidi: I fear that I am being judged although I may not be but I don't believe myself when myself tries to talk reason StepfordHater: Pfft. I think we can safely say that most of the time we ARE being judged. Heidi: Oh good! You think I am being judged too? So myself is not as crazy as myself previously thought? Or at least yourself is AS crazy as myself StepfordHater: lol. Silly. I think I'm being judged. But yeah, I'm sure you're being judged too. And statement #3 is my choice Heidi: awesome Also I am judging them but don't tell anyone While they talk Elmo and potty training with th...

Trying to figure out what to blog about that won't ruffle feathers at this stage in my life is next to impossible. Hell, trying to figure out a facebook status sometimes takes five minutes. "Can I write about bubblegum? They can't read anything into bubblegum, right?" The benign topic of today is going to be tipping your server. Because I an working as a server and it is a topic near and dear to my heart and wallet. First and foremost, you should never tip less than 20% unless you service was horrible. And I am talking service, not circumstances beyond your server's control, like how long your food took. If you have a problem with something like that, your server should apologize, and you should speak to a manager. Don't take it out on your server. If the manager takes the item off of your check, you should thank your server for making it right by tipping them on what the check would have been. Exceptional service should get above 20%. Your server makes abou...

Video game hyper focusing makes me so pacified while I'm doing it, and so disenchanted with myself when I'm done. I can't backspace and add more time to the day. The only pacifier for this disenchantment for having done nothing of substance all day? It is obviously *not* doing something of substance, because I have already been so unproductive for such a huge percentage of the day that there isn't enough time left that I could do enough to ctrl-z the wasted time. No, the logical thing to do is cure my disenchantment with more video games and F5 this shit tomorrow. Surely the me of tomorrow will be productive. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7