The Brattychick

"I don't understand Thailand."

Q: What did the ammonia say to the vinegar? A: I'll have a blue litmus without you. By: Cole

"The baconator?! It hardly knew her!"

Don't switch your phone to Korean. It's very hard to find the English button after that.

"The combobulator is all messed up."

"take a sniff at the mojo."

"I hate you, stoppy person."

While in A nnandale... " Are we in Chinatown?"

"Eat the bottle, you terd."

"You can have my accidental water."

"Mommy, did you just seriously call the car a douche?"

Once upon a time it started Girl was sad and broken-hearted If she jumped, would this boy be there? With her he would go anywhere Eyes so blue, hair like a raven For awhile you were my haven With your hand cradling my head Your stories soothe my heart to bed Then I see some trouble deeper Breathing life into the sleeper You've sold me on the art you paint I kill myself to be your saint I'm showing you were we would go A place better than we could know Just shine! You'll be much more than good Just be the man you know you could You don't want to be saved, do you? I try so hard to rescue you And how do you show you love me A boulder placed on top of me As my heart slows down it's beating You ask me if I'm still breathing I answer yes, you look away "Then we have time," is all you say You disregard my every tear You mock my pain, you fuel my fear All your promises recanted How am I not disenchanted? When your final blow ...

"You can still like grapefruit and be a freak in bed."

Jon : This is me, having given my last fuck of the day. Hope yours is better (day, that is). me : Wow. That didn't take very long. You must have not started out with very many fucks. Jon : I rarely do.

"I like artsy japanesey things...like karaoke and bukkake."

I'm not great at putting things out of my head, especially important things. I also can't lie to myself and act like something didn't matter to me that really did. The last week has been hard as I go through a grieving process for what I'd hoped would be, see the sad reality of the demise of my relationship, concentrate on myself and start moving forward. Sometimes I'm strong and focused and others that I struggle with the prospect of starting over. My friends have been so supportive and awesome. Thank-you so much for the Wednesday morning Starbucks crew, the slumber parties, the phone calls and texts, the low key hang outs, my awesome co-workers. I appreciate it so much.

I now find myself in a new empowering place. Single and ok with it. I ended my relationship of over a year the other day. I can't really remember a time where I didn't jump into a new intense committed relationship as soon as I ended one. I've come a long way and the alone doesn't kill me anymore. Of course I'm very sad. Even when you know it's time to quit it's hard and heartbreaking. I loved him very much and had hoped we could make it work in spite of my firm grasp on realism and a million red flags telling me that we couldn't. There were times when I wanted to fight to make it happen. There were times when I would watch the red flags go by and not even mention them. It was kind of a mercy killing. Eventually I knew it was dying and I just let us both kill it. We really loved each other very much and the wish was tremendous that love would conquer all. That we would overcome our issues and be amazing. We wanted to spend the rest of our lives togethe...