The Brattychick

Mom: The Eyre's are speaking next week at the visitors center. Me: I don't know the Eyre's. Mom: You do know the Eyre's! Brother Eyre was your nursery leader! Me: I was three in nursery! Mom: You STILL remember him! You talked about him all the time. You were totally running the nursery. He is 6' 2"! You will remember him when you see him. Me: I was THREE! Mom: You were almost four! What do you mean you were 3?!

From 2009

I came across this today while driving through North Carolina. Wot? Doesn't this make you the seventh bank? From Interesting Things

"Get your foot out of the bus."

Dexter : Mommy, are you afraid of spiders on your head? Heidi: Yeah. I'm scared of animals on my head. Dexter: Are you scared of me on your head? Heidi: No. Dexter: Mommy, I'm an animal. I'm a human. I'm a mammal.

"I noticed you didn't do a very good job getting dressed up today. What happened?"

Cole : Can I poke you with a foam finger? Thomas : Only if I can lick you. Heidi: Oh no... Miles : Thomas licked my tip nose. Cole: That's insanitary. ... Dad: Cole, give me the finger.