The Brattychick

Heidi: I was kidding. Jamie: Oh. You forgot to put the funny in that joke.

"Rihanna is a person with very shiny legs who sings not as well as her legs are shiny."

Heidi: Are you a professional hooky player? Cole: yes. Heidi: What the puck?

While we were discussing not wanting to go home.... "You are not a housewife and i am not a homeboy."

Cole: I'm going to make a theme park and call it Spockland. Heidi: Are only Aspies allowed in? Cole: Yes.

"I love old maid at lunch...it's kind of like afternoon delight."

oh haiku worksheet stop looking at me like that tell me what to write