The Brattychick

Heidi: Can I have this? Dexter: It depends. Heidi: On what? Dexter: It depends on if you're nice enough and don't say any bad words.

Heidi: Ow! Mickey: Did that hurt? Heidi: No. I was just trying to make you feel bad, but it didn't work because you have no soul. Mickey: That was so mean! Heidi: You said you were gonna kill me with your wine key! Mickey: You called me Canadian!

"I sent mailer daemon a message."

Heidi: Do you want this? It's yucky. Mom: Yeah, let me try it.

"Why am I an old black man? You are an old black man. I am the queen of England!"

"I'm going to put clothes on now because there are people in my room."

"I fill up the tub and then read a play because I'm an old woman."