The Brattychick

"You injured yourself twice today eating soup."

He stops reading your blog

"He's so bad ass and aloof! He doesn't even like his guns!" -Heidi

After walking in the bathroom... "Someone was leaking all day!"

"Eat a pop-tart before you eat real food."

"NO! No hips don't lie in my house!"

Commitmentphobe : I'm freaking out some Heidi : Why? Commitmentphobe : Still seeing that guy. Getting feelings. It's hard. It's hard to adjust to someone And I'm so insecure Heidi : Aw. It's the first and best hill of the roller coaster. Enjoy it Commitmentphobe : I'm trying to do that and not just be sitting here afraid for the other shoe to drop He hasn't done anything wrong, it feels mean to distrust him, you know? But people are dicks Heidi : Yes. People are dicks and the other shoe will eventually drop. But hopefully the other shoe won't be a croc covered with dog shit. Maybe it'll just be like a penny loafer or something.