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Things That I Need to Tattoo on my Wrist

Love doesn't make people not suck

The Future Is Annoying

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Things I Never Thought I Would Say

"You're not supposed to massage your tea bag"

Things I Never Thought I Would Say

"You injured yourself twice today eating soup."

How to tell when a Boy has Lost Interest in You

He stops reading your blog

On The Horrendous Movie "The Prince"

"He's so bad ass and aloof! He doesn't even like his guns!" -Heidi

Dexter Says

After walking in the bathroom... "Someone was leaking all day!"