Posts

Cee Says

"I have a trick quest-I have a question...I'll wait till you forget about this."

Heidi Says

"I think I'm going straight to hell...or I'm going to be reincarnated as a blade of grass that gets pooped on every day by a dog."

This Is How We Talk Like

Adam: Who's that burbling ? Heidi: I dunno. Some asshole driving like an asshole. Adam: Burble?

About Pokémon Go

Dexter: Are you happy that you're catching fake little animals and enslaving them? Miles: They're real and it's okay.

Adam Says 002

"Baby,  I'll  buy the crap outta some jewelry.  I buy some right, tomorrow."

BBF

Heidi: I had a bi boyfriend once. Miles: That's nice. That means you were plucked from a larger group.

Adam Says 001

"You smell delicious! What happened?"