meh ’leepy

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Dexy got the puking thing today.


Bleu cheese dressing is top notch.


Sexual abusers suck.


The China Study says that all animal products cause cancer and they have some pretty compelling data backing it up.


Reston is far away, confusing, and they make you pay to go there.


Throwing up in beds at 4 AM is not something I like.


Sexy underwear is not a cause for a picket line.


Everyone is entitled to basic human rights.


Speaking of, I think children should be given the right to vote in some capacity but I don't know how that would work.


It's chilly in my house.


It's lonely in here tonight.


A lot of people have Aspergers Syndrome and aren't diagnosed.


I stopped drinking a while back. Oh, didn't you know?


I have dreams that I forgot that I stopped drinking and then I drink and freak out.


Ginger ale is delicious and I now have a different drinking problem.


Dexter just fell off the bed in very strange slow motion.


I feel bad for Britney. Have you ever seen the videos of how she can't even freaking walk to her car because there are 8 million people following her around?


I have a very active and awesome dream life.


Goose bumps and itches.


Children should not get diseases. That's not fair.


I would like to have more babies. Babies rock.


I don't think I am ready to be done with preschool and babies and stuff.


Unfortch, Jamie thinks he is ready to be done with that stuff.


Speaking in movie quotes is usually annoying unless it is done with the correct movies.


I am working on a blog to explain my crazy family as requested by my friend Will. I like it. It's pretty good.

I made myself too much salad and salad doesn't keep very well.


Neither do french fries.


When I go out to dinner I eat my food in the order of what keeps the best.


This blog is meaningless drivel. Give yourself a sticker if you made it this far.


Am I grumpy or is everyone really annoying?


Would you like a banana?


How's everything down under?


I went to the doctor for the lady parts today and she said everything down under is just dandy.


Clearly, I am hilarious because I just cracked myself right the heck up.


Good night.



p.s. Sorry about the naughty bits comment, Thomas.

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