"Stop putting your tongue water on my nose!"
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"I want to tell you that I can't eat my pears because I sticked my finger in my butt."
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- My name is Heidi. I am weird and live in the DC area. I am trying to be a good single momma and also maintain my edge. I am probably crazy.
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