"Get your foot out of the bus."
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Dexter Esquire
Dexter: Mommy, are you afraid of spiders on your head?
Heidi: Yeah. I'm scared of animals on my head.
Dexter: Are you scared of me on your head?
Heidi: No.
Dexter: Mommy, I'm an animal. I'm a human. I'm a mammal.
Labels: Conversations, Dexter, Snippets
Monday, March 16, 2009
Miles Says 007
"I noticed you didn't do a very good job getting dressed up today. What happened?"
Labels: Miles, Miles Says, Snippets, Someone Says
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Dexter Says 027
"My brothers were being an idiot and using their karate on me."
Labels: Dexter, Dexter Says, Parenting, Snippets, Someone Says
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Urban Dictionary: Spink
A sassy kinky personality. Having both spunk and kink.
Credit goes to Chris F. for his spelling error turned brilliance.
Labels: Girls, sex, Snippets, Urban Dictionary
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Balderdash Episode 1
Balderdash is the best board game around. There are 5 categories.
The rest of the rules are inconsequential to the comedic value of this blog, so if you really want to know, go buy the game. We love this game so much that we have ventured out to target on two separate occasions to purchase it when bored on vacation. Some of the answers are so funny that I've kept the little pieces of paper in the box for years. Should I put them in a scrapbook? NO! Instead I will blog them and share them with the world! I don't have names for everyone who wrote these, but I'll give credit where I have it. I'll share more as I come across them in my house.
Words
-Julieann
-Lucas
-David
-Jamie
-Thomas
-David
Movies
-Jamie
-Lucas
Laws
This one is scary because Jamie and I came up with almost the exact same answer.
-Heidi
-Jamie
-David
Names
-David
-Shawn?
-Jamie
-Melanie
-Heidi
-Shawn
Acronyms
-Jamie
-Heidi
-Jamie
-Heidi
-Thomas
-Jamie
-Heidi
Labels: David, Jamie, lists, love and marriage, pieces of me, Thomas