Starring

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Miles Says 017

"You're making me look bad on internet! I'm not even thirteen!"

Miles Says 016

"I don't like them apples."

Miles Says 015

on Kristen Stewart...

"She looks like she forgot to bring her make-up to jail for five years."

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Things I Need To Tattoo On My Wrist 004

Binge drinking on red wine is worse than you remember.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Heidi Says 009

To Cole...

"Why didn't you eat your dessert first? What kind of kid are you?"

Lest ye should wonder, this is not under Things I Never Thought I Would Say because I would totally say this.

Miles Says 014

"He shoots! He scores!"

It's unbelievable, but in my house full of boys, this is the first time I've heard this. It made me really happy.

Things I Need To Tattoo On My Wrist 003

Water balloon slingshots may end in your arrest.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Things I Need To Tattoo On My Wrist 002

Buying your spouse a lapdance is not a good idea. Seriously you'll regret it around noon-ish tomorrow.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Urban Dictionary: Snuvvelling

rhymes with shovelling. When your nose is really runny and you wipe it on your sleeve.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Cool Website 005

GIANTmicrobes.com: You can buy what ails you, and snuggle with it.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Jamie Says 015

"Wouldn't it be funny if the Salvation Army was called into action? With their Santa suits and their ring-a-ling?"

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Friday, January 8, 2010

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Heidi Says 008/Urban Dictionary: Noozle

"Noozling is like nuzzling when your nose looks like a nozzle."

Sharon Says 001/Urban Dictionary: Sporking

"Sporking. It's like spooning with your legs open."