"You're making me look bad on internet! I'm not even thirteen!"
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Miles Says 015
on Kristen Stewart...
"She looks like she forgot to bring her make-up to jail for five years."
Labels: Miles, Miles Says, Snippets, Someone Says
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Heidi Says 009
To Cole...
"Why didn't you eat your dessert first? What kind of kid are you?"
Lest ye should wonder, this is not under Things I Never Thought I Would Say because I would totally say this.
Labels: Cole, Heidi Says, Parenting, Snippets, Someone Says
Miles Says 014
"He shoots! He scores!"
It's unbelievable, but in my house full of boys, this is the first time I've heard this. It made me really happy.
Labels: Miles, Miles Says, Snippets, Someone Says
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Things I Need To Tattoo On My Wrist 002
Buying your spouse a lapdance is not a good idea. Seriously you'll regret it around noon-ish tomorrow.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Things I Never Thought I Would Say 028
to Cole...
"You are going to kick your brother. Stop your riverdance."
Things I Never Thought I Would Say 027
to Miles...
"Stop singing 'Balls to the Wall.'"
Labels: Miles, sex, Snippets, Someone Says, Things I Never Thought I Would Say
Miles Says 013
"Do you know what the worst word is? Pee...nut...butt...er"
Labels: Miles, Miles Says, Snippets, Someone Says, toilet humor
Things I Never Thought I Would Say 026
to Jamie...
"Take my underwear off your head if your gonna act like this."
Labels: Jamie, sex, Snippets, Someone Says, Things I Never Thought I Would Say
Thomas Says 010
"You were once the best sperm."
Labels: sex, Snippets, Someone Says, Thomas, Thomas Says
Friday, January 22, 2010
Urban Dictionary: Snuvvelling
rhymes with shovelling. When your nose is really runny and you wipe it on your sleeve.
Labels: Snippets, toilet humor, Urban Dictionary
Monday, January 18, 2010
Cool Website 005
GIANTmicrobes.com: You can buy what ails you, and snuggle with it.
Labels: Cool Website, Snippets
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Jamie Says 015
"Wouldn't it be funny if the Salvation Army was called into action? With their Santa suits and their ring-a-ling?"
Labels: Jamie, Jamie Says, Snippets, Someone Says
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Heidi Says 008/Urban Dictionary: Noozle
"Noozling is like nuzzling when your nose looks like a nozzle."
Labels: Heidi Says, Snippets, Someone Says, Urban Dictionary
Sharon Says 001/Urban Dictionary: Sporking
"Sporking. It's like spooning with your legs open."
Labels: sex, Snippets, Someone Says, Urban Dictionary