Cole Says 020

"I'd eat poopy. I'd eat poopy til my cheeks were droopy."

Dexter Says 038

"There was spit on my lip case."

Savage Sara

While reading Savage Love...

Heidi: "for those of us girls who want to vomit at the thought of porn..." Really?

Sara: Yeah. I don't like that.

Heidi: You don't like porn?

Sara: No, I don't like vomit.

Overheard At Scout Camp

"No, I don't have a tissue, but you have a sleeve."

Heidi Says 015

"I don't care that you made a cgi dolphin."

Cole Says 019

"You really like to stop and do nothing with your phone...like I'll do nothing with your phone for you, if you want...while you're driving so you don't get in an accident."

Cole Says 018

"You should probably put your hand on the steering wheel."