Miles Says 024

"Don't write on my throttle"

It's Funny Because It's True 015

Miles: How did Yoko Ono break up the Beatles?

Heidi: She poisoned John Lennon with her horrible.

Heidi Says 016

"There's a giant frog with a tongue for a slide if you climb into it's butt you can take a little ride."

-a little song about a frog slide

Holy Hayride

Cole: This hayride totally pwns the Belvedere Plantation one. They just have, like, a baby nailed to a post.

Heidi: Crucify the baby!

Cole: Tuppence a bag.

Miles Says 023

"I'm an egg. I'm coming out of the chicken hole."

What's Wrong With Dexter? He's Awesome. That's What.

Heidi: Where is your backpack?

Dexter: Oh Fuddruckers! I left it at school.