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Friday, January 13, 2012

Moms In Da Hood: Self Defense

Robin: (to the Panera cashier) I think I have two cents.

Heidi: I'll give you my two cents. Look, I have a whole sock full of change. I could beat someone up.

Robin: Yeah. You could beat off a mugger.

Heidi: You could beat off a mugger. Then maybe he wouldn't mug you.

Friday, January 6, 2012

I'm Just Sitting Here Watching The Wheels Go Round And Round

It's been a weird month. I haven't slept for a solid eight or even seven hours in at least two weeks. The bags under my eyes could hold the groceries that I've neglected to buy.
I'm back together with Mickey. Internet, I haven't told you much about him, because I feared backlash and also because I felt that it made him uncomfortable. However, it's time.
Mickey is the love of my life. I adore the hell out of him. I always have. It's ridiculous. He is strong where I am weak. I am the yin to his yang. No one had ever tried so hard or fought so valiantly for me. When we are good there is nothing in the world that I've seen that compares to our magic. It's straight fairy tale.
We haven't always been good to or for each other. We have been a total idiot sketchy douche at times. However, taking a month apart nearly did us both in. The heart is funny. A world full of people, but no one would do. Because not one compares to Mickey.
Now we are on the mend, stronger and more committed than ever. While the shit we put each other through is painful, I know we'll be better and stronger for it 'cause we already are.
I love that punk ass.