Ouch

Heidi: I was kidding.
Jamie: Oh. You forgot to put the funny in that joke.

Cole Says 022

"Rihanna is a person with very shiny legs who sings not as well as her legs are shiny."

Skating By

Heidi: Are you a professional hooky player?

Cole: yes.

Heidi: What the puck?

Cole Says 021

While we were discussing not wanting to go home....

"You are not a housewife and i am not a homeboy."

The Greatest Land Of All

Cole: I'm going to make a theme park and call it Spockland.

Heidi: Are only Aspies allowed in?

Cole: Yes.

Shawn Says 001

"I love old maid at lunch...it's kind of like afternoon delight."

Cole's Haiku

oh haiku worksheet
stop looking at me like that
tell me what to write

Miles Says 022

"You're not nobody, you're stitch"

Mickey Says 002

"The butterfly kisses will continue until morale improves."