Mom: The Eyre's are speaking next week at the visitors center.
Me: I don't know the Eyre's.
Mom: You do know the Eyre's! Brother Eyre was your nursery leader!
Me: I was three in nursery!
Mom: You STILL remember him! You talked about him all the time. You were totally running the nursery. He is 6' 2"! You will remember him when you see him.
Me: I was THREE!
Mom: You were almost four! What do you mean you were 3?!
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