Fifth Grade Field Trip Mad Lib

FAMOUS AMERICAN QUOTES FROM THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION

Thomas Jefferson said: "All handlebars are created equal. They are endowed by their creator with certain sleepy rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of toe-hair."

Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one famous butt tree to give to my toilet."

William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the poisonous green of their toe-cheese."

John Hancock said: "I wrote my fart large so the king could read it without his fart-butts."

Paul Revere said: "The ferrets are farting!"

Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me poopy-face."

LEAVES

Leaves
Emerald before
All the leaves change colors
Very cold
Except my house
Smushy apples

-Dexter

Paul Is Dead

Heidi: Do you know how Paul Newman died?

Jamie: He probably olded himself to death.

We love you Paul. Your acting, your salad dressing, your heart. You will be missed.