Spoiled Brats

Cole: Do you have a quarter for the jukebox?

Heidi: No.

Cole: Does Thomas or David?

Heidi: No. None of us have any change or cash. We only have credit cards. We are trust fund babies and housewives.

David: Mmmmm...Feels good!

Things I Never Thought I Would Say 016

"Would you please stop putting your corn silk on me?"

How To Make Me Swoon 008

Make me feel like the skinniest of all...

Dexter: Can we go to Long John Silver's?

Heidi: Heck no.

Dexter: Why not?

Heidi: 'Cause I'll get fat.

Dexter: You won't get fat 'cause you're my mom, and mom's don't get fat...except other moms.

On the flip-side. The other day we were in the car and Miles remarked, "I can't imagine you skinny."

Ouch.

Thomas Says 005

"Why don't we are famous?"

disclaimer: I was only allowed to blog this if I tell you that it was eight thousand in the morning.

My Mother-In-Law Says 001

after I stuck a lego to my forehead...

"I'm not going to ask because I'm used to you."

Crotch Sniffer

As I was trying to figure out if clothes in my car were clean or dirty I picked up a pair of the boys' undies and did the sniff test and said, "I can't believe I have to sniff socks and the crotch of things to see if they're dirty."

My mother-in-law responded, "Oh, why are you doing that? You are so brave or stupid."

You Know Who I'm Gonna Do

This is a game that you should not play with your spouse, but if you do, the object of the game is to make them mad. Usually siblings and exes will do the trick. You win when they smack you on the arm or try to knock you off the bed. It's pretty fun.

Things I Never Thought I Would Say 015

"You don't get to tell me where to put my butt."

Things I Never Thought I Would Say 014

"Get your chopsticks out of your nose!"

Dexter Says 022

on Chuck E Cheese...

"The cheese was chuckie, but there was no cheese to chuck on."

A Love Song By Miles

while unloading the dishwasher...

Will you be mine?
Yes I Will
Will you be mine again?
No I won't
Why not, bayyybeeee?
Because I already married you.

Things I Never Thought I Would Say 013

"Do not suck the water out of your shirt."

How To Make Me Swoon 007

Look at me like you mean it and be able to dance well...and like a man. Also, it wouldn't hurt if, while I was standing in a spotlight, you could slide on your knees up to me? And go ahead a lose the sequined matador jacket, cause that kinda ruins the masculine part of the dancing I was just talking about. I guess that might be too specific.

This is Paul Mercurio in Strictly Ballroom. He is beautiful in this movie.

Pretty Fly...

David: This was our spring play. I played the only white guy in the show.

Jamie: Way to go, Token.