How To Make Me Swoon 001

Wear hipster glasses, sing and play the guitar.
This is Rivers Cuomo of Weezer.
He's got electric guitar and a 12-sided die. I love geeks. Really.

Dexter Says 008

"Inside your nose there is a thing and it's shaped like a spider web and it's boogers."

Dexter Says 007

"My fwoat hurts. I have a fwog in my fwoat. But I'm just kidding."