Robin Says 001

"It's wasn't porn, it was Playboy!"

Af-Fair Question

Cole: I'm not allowed to be Vice President anymore.

Sean T: Were you having an affair?

Dexter Says 030

"Oh my gosh! I have a hickey!"

Cole Says 011

"I hate you people! You don't care that I get hurt, you just start chanting like a bunch of natives!

Things I Never Thought I Would Say 021

"You can't sit in the laundry basket while you're eating your peanut-butter toast."

Holding My Hand

I shuffle the cards,
and fly the low ones across the room
and what I have left lets me color you an angel
I hold my hand of souvenirs for dear life
to Remember
some lovely little things

first kisses and street lights
shiny skin and blue night
touching boyish strong arms, hard stomach
tracing the line down your back
swimming in the dysfunction
is awfully fine
because at least it's accepting and sincere
your excited smile and mischievous look
mulch in my hair and scared stomach
you made me feel

it's a shame...
like how my leg fit perfectly in the crook of yours
you remembered my pain, even though you didn't have to
you were standing so close I could feel the heat of your body
put your arm around me
slow nervous breath on the back of my neck
breathing me in.
Pulling me in. One hand on my waist.

I'm always with you.
I would be honored.
I still love you. You. You.
and you and you.

Thomas Says 008

"...and my stomach was like 'there's a whole chicken in here and you're riding a bumpy bus'"

Thomas Says 007

"I'm really behind the bag on this one. I let the cat out of the eight ball."

What We Will Name Our Daughter

...if we ever have one

Jezebel Juicifer