to me...
"What's wrong with you?! You broke my menu and then you slapped me on the forehead with it!"
Monday, June 30, 2008
Cole Says 010
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
About A Family Member
Heidi: She is crazy as the days are long.
Jamie: Why are the days so long? The days aren't anywhere near as long as she is crazy.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
It’s Funny Because It’s True 001
Heidi: How is it that Burger King's fries suck, but their hash browns are good?
Dexter: Mommy, you said a bad word.
A Trip Down Memory Lane..Er Kirby Rd. In McLean
Heidi: I dated a boy down that street...It was Will.
Heidi: Oh and I dated a boy down that street too.
Jamie: Um, yeah. I had a feeling that would happen.
Heidi: It was Jon.
Jamie: Right.
Heidi: And I have an ex-boyfriend, Lukas, that lived down there, and Tim lived that way.
Jamie: it's the tour of Mommy's ex-boyfriends! The tour that takes forever.
Miles: Why does it take forever?
Jamie: Because Mommy had all the ex-boyfriends.
Heidi: What does that mean? That I had all the boyfriends that were to be had?
Jamie: Yes.
Heidi: That's not nice.
Jamie: There are like, what, 5 boys that you were friends with that were in date-able age range that you didn't go out with.
Heidi: I'm sure I can think of 10.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Moms In Da Hood On Shoe Size
T: I had to return C's stupid shoes today. They were a size 14 and they're still too small.
I: Size 14. Wow.
Heidi: Hmmm. You know what they say about guys with big feet.
T: Yes I do...
Heidi: Yeah, big hands.
I: Poor M is only a size 11.
Heidi: Jamie is a size 9 or something.
T: Oh, poor Jamie!
I: Poor Heidi!
Heidi: ...Umm, no actually he's good.
T: Yeah, you all are obviously just fine.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Um, Tuppence A Bag?
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