Dexter Says 015

While eating pistachios

"Can someone crack my two nuts?"

Well Played

Dexter: Daddy, did your daddy ever lock your door when you were four?

Jamie: I don't think I had trouble with getting out of bed, Dexter.

Dexter: Did you like toys when you were four?

Jamie: Yes.

Dexter: Then why didn't you get out of bed?

Cutting Cheese

I...I just died in your cloud tonight!
Must've been something you ate.
I should've walked away.

-Jamie's version of Cutting Crew's song

I Am Normal

My lab results = totally normal.

There is not anything wrong with me.

HA!