This Is How We Talk Like

Adam: Who's that burbling?
Heidi: I dunno. Some asshole driving like an asshole.
Adam: Burble?

About Pokémon Go

Dexter: Are you happy that you're catching fake little animals and enslaving them?

Miles: They're real and it's okay.

Adam Says 002

"Baby,  I'll  buy the crap outta some jewelry.  I buy some right, tomorrow."

BBF

Heidi: I had a bi boyfriend once.
Miles: That's nice. That means you were plucked from a larger group.

Adam Says 001

"You smell delicious! What happened?"